WICKED ACCURATE WHALE CHART: There are many different kinds of whales. Spotting the difference takes a discerning eye, so we've created this handy reference.
THE PERFECT ICEBREAKER: Wearing this to a party is your ticket to skipping the awkwardness and getting conversations flowing easily-- you'll stand out in one of our intelligently funny tees.
PERSONALIZE YOUR GIVING: Our personality-packed tees make a unique and hilarious unisex gift for the men and women in your life. Bring one to your next white elephant party, or give one as a birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Father's Day, or other holiday gift that they'll remember.
QUALITY MATERIALS, THOUGHTFUL DESIGN: Our tee shirts are made with the softest, most comfortable material we could get our hands on -- and designed to fit just right. Our signature men's and women's tees are made from premium lightweight cotton and polyester/cotton fabrics, feature a tagless printed necktag, and are printed with soft, eco-friendly inks.
JOIN IN ON THE FUN: Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called "torso shorts." (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.